Yesterday, legions of Pokemon fans the world over tuned in to a special Nintendo Direct devoted to Pokemon; featuring the announcement of Pokemon Sun and Moon...and were soon disappointed that very little was actually revealed about Pokemon Sun and Moon. Little more was shown in the revelation than that the game seems to feature trucks with Pokemon riding in them, which to be fair, is pretty awesome.
Still, for people who want more, they've got it in the form of key info leaked onto the website Game An' Love, which claims to have a man on the inside who came through with exciting tidbits of information. While all of this has not yet been confirmed, we at Entertainment Examiner have determined it is all likely true. So with that in mind, here are what Game An' Love announced as Seven things you'll see in Pokemon Sun and Moon Version:
1) A professor. Fans can look forward to a brand new story that begins with them meeting a professor who has a lab in their hometown. This professor will introduce them to the wonderful world of Pokemon, and a grand adventure begins!
2) A Fire-Type, Water-Type and Grass-Type Starter. Within the professor's lab are three potential Pokemon companions you can choose from, which will grow and even evolve as you battle with them! Enjoy the ensuing teamwork and learn valuable lessons about friendship!
3) Eight Gym Leaders. Throughout the game world will be cities and towns, and between them a total of eight gyms will be scattered. These gyms are led by trainers called gym leaders, and they serve an important role in the game's story: When you enter the gyms, you can challenge them to Pokemon battles, and if you win the battles, you will earn badges! Collect all eight to proceed! At least one gym leader has been confirmed to be fanart and masturbation fuel!
4) The Elite Four. These are four of the most skilled Pokemon trainers in the region, and anyone who defeats them all will be crowned the region champion, so train hard!
5) An Evil Team. While details are scarce at this point, it has been confirmed that an evil team will be causing trouble in the region, and their name starts with the word, "Team".
6) Plenty of New Pokemon to Collect. Will you be able to catch 'em all this time?! Have you caught 'em all in the last times yet?! Will you lose interest before you can catch 'em all this time?! Buy the game to find out!
7) A New Season of the Anime, Featuring Ash Ketchum Losing The Championship and Not Aging. The Pokemon Company is planning to pull out all the stops promoting these new versions of the game with an anime adaptation that doesn't star the actual protagonists of the games! Join Ash Ketchum as he moves on from his old Pokemon and friends in an attempt to conquer the new region with a self-imposed handicap! Those of you who liked Clemont, Bonnie, etc, and are sad to see them go, can go off in the corner and cry with the butthurt old coots who miss Misty, Brock, Tracey, May, Max, Dawn, Iris and Cilan! Okay; there's probably not anybody there who misses Tracey or Cilan, but beat it anyway! As fans, you owe it to yourself to make room for kids who don't know any better!
Conclusion: We want to stress again that these announcements have not been officially confirmed by Nintendo, the Pokemon Company, Game Freak, Creatures Inc, or Wizards of the Coast, but we expect they will be. We've never had any reason to doubt the integrity of www.gameanlove.fu in the past, so we say it's time to get the hype train rolling! Pikachoo-choo, Pokefans!
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Saturday, February 27, 2016
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Throwback Thursday: Cars 2 Review
[NOTE: This was originally published circa September 21, 2011]
Much as I remember being the case with this film's
predecessor, cries of skepticism have followed the production of Cars 2, it's
gotten its share of negative press since being released, and it's raking in a
ton of cash despite the ire. From a
marketing standpoint, there isn't even a real reason for reviews of this film
to exist, but I like writing reviews and I like being a maverick, so I'll do it
anyway.
I'll admit it, I'm a Cars apologist. Barstow, California is my hometown, so the
first film's ode to Route 66 probably has a personal appeal to me, but even
beyond that, I appreciate the film on an intellectual level. As marketable as the franchise has become due
to America's love affair with the automobile, the first movie itself actually
offered some good commentary on the negative effects of said love affair. Cars 2 continues the trend of being deeper
than it might seem at first, even if the majority of its audience is too young
to pick up on that.
In fact, let's start with the assumption that this is a
kids' movie. In a way, Cars 2 is
surprisingly dark. With all the obvious
James Bond influence comes a slew of explosives and guns, as well as the
somewhat uncomfortable revelation that yes; cars can die. One death is someone we didn't even know, but
the first scene relevant to the first movie reveals that Doc Hudson, Lightning
McQueen's mentor, has passed away just like his voice actor, Paul Newman. Since Fillmore, originally voiced by the late
George Carlin, simply got a new voice actor, this seems an unnecessarily
macabre place to take the plot, but the violent-for-a-kids'-movie action scenes
are a blast, and tellingly what this movie has been marketed around. More on them later.
The story of Cars 2 moves quickly, but it manages to have
some depth, and it helps that the film feels self-aware. If the first Cars was set in a booming,
gung-ho America with little reason to complain, this film recognizes that three
years later, things aren't as ignorantly-blissful. Oil shortages are hurting an economy based on
oil, and people (and cars) are scrambling to find an alternative, despite the
risks. Against this backdrop, Mater
(Larry the Cable Guy) talks his best friend Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson)
into entering the World Grand Prix.
While bumbling around in Tokyo, however, Mater accidentally gets
implicated in an international espionage caper related to the race, when he is
mistaken for an American spy, and much of the film comes to center around his
misadventures alongside two British spy-cars.
I get it; the accidental-spy scenario has been done
before. I get it; Mater is an obnoxious
simpleton. However, if anyone can make
lemons into lemonade, it's Pixar, and fortunately they do. The general annoyance at Mater is
acknowledged in the form of him getting a lot of come-uppance from other
characters and being a Clousseau-like anti-hero. Nonetheless, the movie makes him a more
well-rounded character, giving him unique areas of expertise that were
previously unrevealed, yet make sense given his day job, and when the cards go
down and he has to save the day despite everyone else's prejudice against him,
he becomes easy to root for.
It's not like the plot will be what draws most people to
this movie anyway, though; that job belongs to its excessive flair. Detractors have dismissed this film as an
extended, glorified toy commercial that should be beneath Pixar, and I can get
that logic, but then again, who has done more than Pixar to prove that toys can
be charismatic? The first thing that
practically all critics will have to grant is that Cars 2 looks great. Long after CGI has become so widespread that
its mere presence no longer impresses anybody, Pixar still manages to wield it
expertly, having created enormous, detailed replicas of Tokyo, Paris, an
Italian village, and London, with plenty of subtle references to automobiles,
but also plenty of resemblance to their real-world counterparts. Through these lush environments cavort the
cars, sporting, and very often utilizing, an abundance of gizmos and
firepower. The film utilizes a lot of
action clichés, but it's impressive to see just how they work when performed by
talking cars, and towards the end there's an increasing amount of thinking
outside the box. Such thinking works
perfectly to establish a fast-moving action climax, initially a staple of Pixar
films, but becoming less of one from Finding Nemo onward, but that fine
tradition is back in full force here, and I'm overjoyed.
Again, many will be quick to scream "toy
commercial" at all this, and again, I don't care. I don't care because there's a REASON that
some things make successful toys--because they're AWESOME! I'm usually a fan of eloquence, but let's not
beat around the bush about this point. I
don't care if I come across as a big, dumb ugly-American for saying this,
especially to people enraged that Pixar made a film starring Larry the Cable
Guy: Cars souped-up with machine guns, missiles, rocket boosters and other
gizmos are crazy-awesome, especially the part about the guns. I can't stress how sick I've been getting of
children's media replacing realistic weapons with dorky-looking rainbow-colored
lasers fired from blasters that look like plastic toys. I loved that they restored real guns to Rango
despite its target audience, and now I love that they did it here.
Besides, even dismissed as a toy commercial, things could be
a lot worse. Cars 2 is many orders of
magnitude better than Transformers 2, and that seems pretty impressive. How can you strap a bunch of tacky gadgets
onto ordinary civilian automobiles, and use them to make a far better
high-explosive action movie than Michael Bay was able to accomplish using
robots built from the ground-up to do battle?
Beats me, but they sure did.
Maybe Pixar should know better. Maybe making a big, dumb summer action flick
is beneath them. In doing so, however,
they have raised that flick far above what it would have been otherwise. I appreciate that Cars 2 manages to slip an
admirable amount of character development into a premise that didn’t even
demand it, and that’s now the icing on an already solid cake; a cake made of
awesome, tricked-out cars. I don’t care
how juvenile this praise is—some things are just cool.
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